Dreams on the Bitface

I went out for a drink with some people from work last night.  We went to a place in Covent Garden called The Porterhouse.

It's a very curious place.  It extends across three or maybe four floors.  Or maybe only two, but with lots of mezzanines.  It's full of alcoves: everything, it seems, is an alcove.  I have no idea, for example, how many bars it has.  And in fact, I didn't go to the bar all night.  That, though, is because they have something that is remarkable in a British pub: table service.

Yes, it's very strange.  waiters come and go, collecting glasses and trays, but also, when asked, taking orders and returning -- very quickly -- with trays of beers.

So I spent the night drinking Caledonian 80/-.  A taste of home, perhaps, but a) it was bottled; b) it was too cold to taste right; and c) it's been such a long time since I drank it back home that it hardly counts.  And I always preferred McEwan's 80/-, anyway.  Oh, and pizza.  They serve food, too, and claim a woodburning oven.

It was a good night.  But that pub.  You know the old computer game that used to say, "You are in a maze of little twisty passages, all the same"?  It was a bit like that.  But mostly it reminded me of the house in HP Lovecraft's 'Dreams in the Witch-House.'

Oh, I suppose the angles weren't really that wrong; that the walls were quite straight. But there were definitely too many rooms, and bits, and stuff: if not angles.